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Oh no! Grover Norquist is going to make Seth Meyers sign his tax pledge! Or maybe the President of Americans for Tax Reform (and amateur comedian) is getting some stand-up tips. They met at a TIME mag Person of the Year panel. Leave your caption below.
(H/T @GroverNorquist)
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"Your name is Grover and you're wearing a blue suit? Seriously?"
If moving ODon to 10pm is in anyway a demotion you have made a terrible mistake. I miss keith but ODun is the most intelligent and best show on cablenews. This old man can't stay awake till 1am to watch THE LAST WORD! ps REV AL is great. pss I voted for Nixon 3 times and for GOLDWATER!
"No, I'm serious... Newt's belly comes all the way out to here!"
Norquist: "If you ever make fun of me or my party again, I'll make sure you get audited for the rest of your life."
Green: "Yeah, go ahead and threaten me, little man, John Boehner gave me some VERY interesting photos of you getting a bribe from the Kochs."
If you're going to mock me on Weekend Update, please see if Tim Kazurinsky is available first.
Ah, I've always wondered......so YOU are that "Random Person"..........
ok when are we going to tell them they've been punked
ok now can we tell them that they've been punked
Here, let me show you our secret handshake. It's real subtle.
~OR~
Seriously, Grover, Eat that tictac. You had garlic for lunch didn't you.
No. No, Grover, we CAN'T get anyone to impersonate you. No one wants to get typecast as that much of a jackass.
All right! All right! IF we can get Victoria Jackson to come back, we'll get HER to impersonate you.
My name is Grover Norquist and I'm running for the incognito president of these here United States! Do you have any American problems that can't be fixed by the opulent signatories of my extraordinaire petition? If so or if not, just sign on the line right cheer and become the benefactor of a lifelong encyclopedia of do nothing terms for the stagnation of this here nation! It behoofs you to sign my extremely moral man, for it is guaranteed by the disciples of GOD! And, if you don't sign, you're going to have a baby like Mary and you know we're doing away with abortions soon! QUICO!
Grover as the Flim Flam man, "My friend, we've got trouble". "Trouble with a capital T (Taxes) and rhymes with N that stands for Not Me! "Look at you, bursting at the seams!"
Care to drown me in that bathtub,Shorty?
i,d like to see corvers face if the man in the photo kicked him real hard in the nuts.
to hell crover norguist goddam pledge and hell with you if you signed it. i have grand kids to.
"Seth, that's a great idea. Where can I sign this pledge of yours?"
Other than roads, bridges, hospitals, public education, higher education, police, firemen, nurses, libraries, internet, space exploration, public parks, national parks, health insurance, social security, vaccines, disaster relief, and the military, what has government ever done for us? Nothing!
Seth: (in thought bubble) This would make great material for my next "REALLY?!? with Seth" segment.
Seth: Hey Grover! Any tips about how to stall job growth and make the Republican party irrelevant in the same way as a Dodo Bird?
So Mr Glowver - you numba "1"!! You gonna schlink US go'ment. Change name from DC to VC -HAHA!! - "Ho Chi Minh City #2"? You stronger than NVA! We call you BIG HO'! You stronger than 57,000 USA! You smarter than Flounding Fathers! We love you. So do N. Koleans and Ilanians. Light On!
Oops - should have said "we rove you"