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Charles and Camilla got their fancy car kicked by protesters today in London. The heir to the British throne and his wife the Duchess of Cornwall were riding down Regent Street, in the heart of London's shopping district, when they came under attack. Some blokes reportedly hit the Rolls with paint, slammed into the car and cracked a window.
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Golly, Charles! The commoners are insane!
My word Charles, I forgot mee diamond encrusted Blackberry again! Please have one of the serfs fetch it for me love.
I am totally at a loss over this: who let "the royals" out there with the revolting peasants, any way? I mean, don't they have a security detail with up-to-date communications and stuff? They don't just go out for a night on the town without some advance planning. And they don't use antique (unhardened) vehicles without it's a parade situation where they are surrounded by layers of security -- despite those pretty uniforms, they're loaded for bear. This is just mystifying.